Yeah, I'm all of the above.
webkush · field recording 001 · 3 min 58 sec
A man called Breezy got on the phone and did not stop. Somewhere in here he goes from nature to the concrete jungle to Rottweilers to loyalty and comes out the other side at “nature doesn't hurt you, man.” Every line below is his, at the second he said it — lightly bleeped, because this is the front of the house.
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Yeah, I'm all of the above.
Well — thanks for not calling me. I could have died.
I could have f***ing died, man.
What does that do for me?
Oh my god, I burned f***ing tokens.
I love nature, and you're — you're in the concrete jungle.
Wow, I'm going here with g*ddamn bugs.
And then you're like, you know what? This is kind of nice.
You know, it's funny. I will never forget—
Listen — that's why I love you. I swear to God.
We needed it.
You know something about mother nature and dogs?
They don't hate. They don't hate you.
I know dogs that hurt — they're trained to hurt.
But they're natively protectors.
The only reason Rottweilers are attacking is—
—they're protecting the loyalty of the person that trained them.
But nature doesn't hurt you, man.
Now I'm on the conquest of cool. I'm burning tokens.
Started yesterday.
Three minutes fifty-eight. Press play and the page stops interrupting — that is the only moment it shuts up.
Twenty seconds in which somebody else tries to speak.
Oh please — just stop talking.
I'm standing right in front of you.
I'll show you. I'll show you a punching system.
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